Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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