just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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