Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
