But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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