THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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