just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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