Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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