normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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