Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize