ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We're too hungover to prance.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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