I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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