i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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