Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
