I need to stop coming to work sober
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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