We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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