So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize