omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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