I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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