Its about making memories worth repressing
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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