I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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