her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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