sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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