I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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