..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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