sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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