he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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