I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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