Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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