He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
NoShamevember. You game?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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