Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she peed on how many people?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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