great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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