I puked a lego.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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