Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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