quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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