wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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