Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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