What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize