You really coming over, don't trick.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I am midnight drunk by noon
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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