i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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