You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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