Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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