I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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