I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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