White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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