ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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