whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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