He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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