So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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