Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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