Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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