I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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