BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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