Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Randomize
