I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
