You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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