does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this just has baby written all over it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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